Disregard Males, Acquire Currency

deezyville:

fridgebook:

Humans with a sense of adventure have found that if you carve a small hole in a watermelon you can have some seriously great times. 

• All you have to do after you carve the hole is pour Vodka inside and allow the watermelon to naturally absorb the Vodka.
• Then you can either drink the watermelon with straws or cut it into slices or balls.
• Put those slits or balls in your mouth and feel the juice relax your mind.

That otherwise harmless, feel-good, drink/snack idea got incredibly dirty towards the end. Oh? So I’m the only one that saw that? Fuck Y’all!

Everclear+a turkey injector

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    We do this with rum when we are in Kentucky Cause we roll like that.

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    The title of this post is very misleading. It redeems itself with the last bullet point though.

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