June 2012
i love how people on tumblr have rooms like
and my rooms just kinda like
reblog and see what you get
Red - I love you.
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Yellow - You’re amazing.
Peach - You’re pretty.
Blue - I want to get to know you.
Purple - You’re hot.
Brown - I would fuck you.
Green - I would date you.
Black - I hate you.
White - Delete your tumblr.make my day since my laptops still broken D::::
Lettuce start TMI Tuesday early
Ask me/ tell me some reckless shit.
I likes that.
assumption: you would totally want your own army of flying monkies
False. That sounds scary as fuck.
Fat Albert erotic fanfiction
fifty shades of hey hey hey
assumption: you would enjoy being in a FMF (female, male, female) relationship
False, nothing against it, but it’s not for me.
True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.
why the fuck am i awake.
- girls at my school: if my parents ever found my blog i would be dead!
- their blogs: nothing but pictures of starbucks frappuccinos and girls lying on beaches and scene boys and brotips
- our blogs: gay porn, smut, swearing like sailors, shameless objectifying of celebrities, and questionable mental stability
i have a bad habit of getting out of the shower and just sittin naked on tumblr.
patrickandmarcus replied to your post: Today I went to Target and bought red lipstick and…
sexy photo shoot time
Why hadn’t I thought of that. Maybe tomorrow.
patrickandmarcus replied to your post: 34
*unfollows*
NOOOOOOO
I just don’t like scary movies.
My imagination gets the best of me.
34
Um Spoiler Alert! I’ve never seen it.
53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen - Ask me please?
- Instructions: You should know these by now.
- 1: What do you put on hotdogs?
- 2: Do you say "anticlimatic" or "anticlimactic"?
- 3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
- 4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
- 5: Do you use your parking brake?
- 6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?
- 7: Do you know how to play chess?
- 8: How often do you clean the interior of your car?
- 9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?
- 10: Ever fallen in the shower?
- 11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
- 12: What's the worst thing you've ever called someone you care about?
- 13: Do you have a Snuggie?
- 14: Are you allergic to anything?
- 15: Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
- 16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?
- 17: Ever driven away in anger?
- 18: What's your favourite freezie colour?
- 19: Are you a vegetarian?
- 20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What's on top?
- 21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
- 22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?
- 23: Do you think that things will get better?
- 24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?
- 25: What's your favourite quote?
- 26: Did you/are you going to go to prom?
- 27: What's the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced?
- 28: What's the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you've ever experienced?
- 29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person's life?
- 30: What's your favourite book genre?
- 31: Did you like "Gigli"? Be honest.
- 32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?
- 33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
- 34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?
- 35: Do dogs like you?
- 36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?
- 37: Do people listen when you speak?
- 38: How are your elbows? Are they okay?
- 39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.
- 40: Do you use torrents?
- 41: When was the last time you paid for music?
- 42: Are you addicted to technology?
- 43: Pick a person (you don't need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
- 44: Do you check your computer's dictionary for the definition of words you'd otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?
- 45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
- 46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?
- 47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
- 48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?
- 49: Peter Pan?
- 50: How often do you fall up the stairs?
- 51: Do you pronounce "anti" as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: "That scene was very anticlimactic.")
- 52: Do you pronounce "via" as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: "We can get there via Tremont Street.")
- 53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?
Today I went to Target and bought red lipstick and gold glitter pumps.
This is the fabulous life I lead.
You're AWESOME! Just that simple!
This is true fact.
Thanks :)
Why are you following me?
Put one reason in my ask.
Extremely Invasive Questions. GO.
- A: Are you a virgin?
- B: 3 biggest pet peeves
- C: Celebrity crush?
- D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
- E: Do you smoke?
- F: Do you drink?
- G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
- H: Longest relationship and with who?
- I: 5 turn ons
- J: 5 turn offs
- K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
- L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
- M: What is your sexual orientation?
- N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
- O: Who are you crushing on right now?
- P: Who is your bestfriend?
- Q: Your guilty pleasure?
- R: Who was your first kiss?
- S: Do looks matter to you?
- T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
- U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
- V: How far have you gone?
- W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
- X: Are you circumcised?
- Y: Do you name your private parts?
- Z: Do you pee in the shower?
Pet Peeve
When someone complains that a person is “racist against women”
Went swimming at my friends apartments.
I just want to mention how much I don’t enjoy the company of like 90% of people my age.
I much prefer to go to the pool at night when all the people who were there now would be at the club. Then I can pool-frolic in peace with out balls and beer cans flying towards me and smelling second hand smoke.
4, 13, 28, and 143.
Whoa, definitely missed this.
4. cheese, sturdy men, sleep
13. Favorite color varies. I like to wear blue though
28. Movie! Probably An Education
143. Basil and fresh mozzarella
Ask me some of these?
- 1: Full name.
- 2: Zodiac sign.
- 3: 3 fears.
- 4: 3 things I love.
- 5: 4 turn on’s.
- 6: 4 turn off’s.
- 7: My best friend?
- 8: Sexual orientation?
- 9: My best first date?
- 10: How tall am I?
- 11: What do I miss?
- 12: What time was I born?
- 13: Favorite color?
- 14: Do I have a crush?
- 15: Favorite quote?
- 16: Favorite place?
- 17: Favorite food?
- 18: Do I use sarcasm?
- 19: What am I listening to right now?
- 20: First thing I notice in new person?
- 21: Shoe size?
- 22: Eye color?
- 23: Hair color? 24: Favorite style of clothing?
- 25: Ever done a prank call?
- 26: What color of underwear I’m wearing now?
- 27: Meaning behind my URL?
- 28: Favorite movie?
- 29: Favorite song?
- 30: Favorite band?
- 31: How I feel right now?
- 32: Someone I love.
- 33: My current relationship status.
- 34: My relationship with my parents.
- 35: Favorite holiday.
- 36: Tattoos and piercing I have.
- 37: Tattoos and piercing I want.
- 38: The reason I joined Tumblr.
- 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
- 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts?
- 41: Have I ever kissed the last person I texted?
- 42: When did I last hold hands?
- 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
- 44: Have I shaved my legs in the past three days?
- 45: Where am I right now?
- 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
- 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
- 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
- 49: Am I excited for anything?
- 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
- 51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
- 52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
- 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
- 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
- 55: What is something I disliked about today?
- 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
- 57: What do I think about most?
- 58: What’s my strangest talent?
- 59: Do I have any strange phobias?
- 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
- 61: What was the last lie I told?
- 62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
- 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
- 64: Do I believe in magic?
- 65: Do I believe in luck?
- 66: What’s the weather like right now?
- 67: What was the last book I’ve read?
- 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
- 69: Do I have any nicknames?
- 70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
- 71: Do I spend money or save it?
- 72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?
- 74: Favorite animal?
- 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
- 76: What do I think Satan’s last name is?
- 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
- 78: How can you win my heart? 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
- 80: What is my favorite word?
- 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr?
- 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
- 83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
- 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
- 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
- 86: What is my current desktop picture?
- 87: Had sex?
- 88: Bought condoms?
- 89: Gotten pregnant?
- 90: Failed a class?
- 91: Kissed a boy?
- 92: Kissed a girl?
- 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
- 94: Had job?
- 95: Left the house without my wallet?
- 96: Bullied someone on the Internet?
- 97: Had sex in public?
- 98: Played on a sports team?
- 99: Smoked weed?
- 100: Did drugs?
- 101: Smoked cigarettes?
- 102: Drank alcohol?
- 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
- 104: Been overweight?
- 105: Been underweight?
- 106: Been to a wedding?
- 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
- 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
- 109: Been outside my home country?
- 110: Gotten my heart broken?
- 111: Been to a professional sports game?
- 112: Broken a bone?
- 113: Cut myself?
- 114: Been to prom?
- 115: Been in airplane? 116: Fly by helicopter?
- 117: What concerts have I been to?
- 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
- 119: Learned another language?
- 120: Wore make up?
- 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
- 122: Had oral sex?
- 123: Dyed my hair?
- 124: Voted in a presidential election?
- 125: Rode in an ambulance?
- 126: Had a surgery?
- 127: Met someone famous?
- 128: Stalked someone on a social network?
- 129: Peed outside?
- 130: Been fishing?
- 131: Helped with charity?
- 132: Been rejected by a crush?
- 133: Broken a mirror?
- 134: What do I want for birthday?
- 135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
- 136: Was I named after anyone?
- 137: Do I like my handwriting?
- 138: What was my favorite toy as a child?
- 139: Favorite TV Show?
- 140: Where do I want to live when older?
- 141: Play any musical instrument?
- 142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
- 143: Favorite pizza topping?
- 144: Am I afraid of the dark?
- 145: Am I afraid of heights?
- 146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
- 147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
- 148: What I’m really bad at.
- 149: What my greatest achievements are.
- 150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me.
- 151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery.
- 152: What do I like about myself?
- 153: My closest Tumblr friend.
- 154: Something I fantasies about.
- 155: Any question you’d like
- Roommate: pink lemonade or red koolaid?
- Me: I know Tola said pink lemonade, but red koolaid tastes like Jesus stirred it himself. Get red.
