and my rooms just kinda like
Red - I love you.
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Yellow - You’re amazing.
Peach - You’re pretty.
Blue - I want to get to know you.
Purple - You’re hot.
Brown - I would fuck you.
Green - I would date you.
Black - I hate you.
White - Delete your tumblr.
make my day since my laptops still broken D::::
Yo stache looks sturdy
I need a place to sit down
open yo mouf boy!
Ask me/ tell me some reckless shit.
I likes that.
False. That sounds scary as fuck.
False, nothing against it, but it’s not for me.
- girls at my school: if my parents ever found my blog i would be dead!
- their blogs: nothing but pictures of starbucks frappuccinos and girls lying on beaches and scene boys and brotips
- our blogs: gay porn, smut, swearing like sailors, shameless objectifying of celebrities, and questionable mental stability
patrickandmarcus replied to your post: Today I went to Target and bought red lipstick and…
sexy photo shoot time
Why hadn’t I thought of that. Maybe tomorrow.
Um Spoiler Alert! I’ve never seen it.
- Instructions: You should know these by now.
- 1: What do you put on hotdogs?
- 2: Do you say "anticlimatic" or "anticlimactic"?
- 3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
- 4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
- 5: Do you use your parking brake?
- 6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?
- 7: Do you know how to play chess?
- 8: How often do you clean the interior of your car?
- 9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?
- 10: Ever fallen in the shower?
- 11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
- 12: What's the worst thing you've ever called someone you care about?
- 13: Do you have a Snuggie?
- 14: Are you allergic to anything?
- 15: Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
- 16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?
- 17: Ever driven away in anger?
- 18: What's your favourite freezie colour?
- 19: Are you a vegetarian?
- 20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What's on top?
- 21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
- 22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?
- 23: Do you think that things will get better?
- 24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?
- 25: What's your favourite quote?
- 26: Did you/are you going to go to prom?
- 27: What's the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced?
- 28: What's the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you've ever experienced?
- 29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person's life?
- 30: What's your favourite book genre?
- 31: Did you like "Gigli"? Be honest.
- 32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?
- 33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
- 34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?
- 35: Do dogs like you?
- 36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?
- 37: Do people listen when you speak?
- 38: How are your elbows? Are they okay?
- 39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.
- 40: Do you use torrents?
- 41: When was the last time you paid for music?
- 42: Are you addicted to technology?
- 43: Pick a person (you don't need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
- 44: Do you check your computer's dictionary for the definition of words you'd otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?
- 45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
- 46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?
- 47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
- 48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?
- 49: Peter Pan?
- 50: How often do you fall up the stairs?
- 51: Do you pronounce "anti" as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: "That scene was very anticlimactic.")
- 52: Do you pronounce "via" as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: "We can get there via Tremont Street.")
- 53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?
Today I went to Target and bought red lipstick and gold glitter pumps.
This is the fabulous life I lead.
This is true fact.
Put one reason in my ask.
- A: Are you a virgin?
- B: 3 biggest pet peeves
- C: Celebrity crush?
- D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
- E: Do you smoke?
- F: Do you drink?
- G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
- H: Longest relationship and with who?
- I: 5 turn ons
- J: 5 turn offs
- K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
- L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
- M: What is your sexual orientation?
- N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
- O: Who are you crushing on right now?
- P: Who is your bestfriend?
- Q: Your guilty pleasure?
- R: Who was your first kiss?
- S: Do looks matter to you?
- T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
- U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
- V: How far have you gone?
- W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
- X: Are you circumcised?
- Y: Do you name your private parts?
- Z: Do you pee in the shower?
When someone complains that a person is “racist against women”
Went swimming at my friends apartments.
I just want to mention how much I don’t enjoy the company of like 90% of people my age.
I much prefer to go to the pool at night when all the people who were there now would be at the club. Then I can pool-frolic in peace with out balls and beer cans flying towards me and smelling second hand smoke.
Whoa, definitely missed this.
4. cheese, sturdy men, sleep
13. Favorite color varies. I like to wear blue though
28. Movie! Probably An Education
143. Basil and fresh mozzarella
- 1: Full name.
- 2: Zodiac sign.
- 3: 3 fears.
- 4: 3 things I love.
- 5: 4 turn on’s.
- 6: 4 turn off’s.
- 7: My best friend?
- 8: Sexual orientation?
- 9: My best first date?
- 10: How tall am I?
- 11: What do I miss?
- 12: What time was I born?
- 13: Favorite color?
- 14: Do I have a crush?
- 15: Favorite quote?
- 16: Favorite place?
- 17: Favorite food?
- 18: Do I use sarcasm?
- 19: What am I listening to right now?
- 20: First thing I notice in new person?
- 21: Shoe size?
- 22: Eye color?
- 23: Hair color? 24: Favorite style of clothing?
- 25: Ever done a prank call?
- 26: What color of underwear I’m wearing now?
- 27: Meaning behind my URL?
- 28: Favorite movie?
- 29: Favorite song?
- 30: Favorite band?
- 31: How I feel right now?
- 32: Someone I love.
- 33: My current relationship status.
- 34: My relationship with my parents.
- 35: Favorite holiday.
- 36: Tattoos and piercing I have.
- 37: Tattoos and piercing I want.
- 38: The reason I joined Tumblr.
- 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
- 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts?
- 41: Have I ever kissed the last person I texted?
- 42: When did I last hold hands?
- 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
- 44: Have I shaved my legs in the past three days?
- 45: Where am I right now?
- 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
- 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
- 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
- 49: Am I excited for anything?
- 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
- 51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
- 52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
- 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
- 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
- 55: What is something I disliked about today?
- 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
- 57: What do I think about most?
- 58: What’s my strangest talent?
- 59: Do I have any strange phobias?
- 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
- 61: What was the last lie I told?
- 62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
- 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
- 64: Do I believe in magic?
- 65: Do I believe in luck?
- 66: What’s the weather like right now?
- 67: What was the last book I’ve read?
- 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
- 69: Do I have any nicknames?
- 70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
- 71: Do I spend money or save it?
- 72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?
- 74: Favorite animal?
- 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
- 76: What do I think Satan’s last name is?
- 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
- 78: How can you win my heart? 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
- 80: What is my favorite word?
- 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr?
- 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
- 83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
- 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
- 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
- 86: What is my current desktop picture?
- 87: Had sex?
- 88: Bought condoms?
- 89: Gotten pregnant?
- 90: Failed a class?
- 91: Kissed a boy?
- 92: Kissed a girl?
- 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
- 94: Had job?
- 95: Left the house without my wallet?
- 96: Bullied someone on the Internet?
- 97: Had sex in public?
- 98: Played on a sports team?
- 99: Smoked weed?
- 100: Did drugs?
- 101: Smoked cigarettes?
- 102: Drank alcohol?
- 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
- 104: Been overweight?
- 105: Been underweight?
- 106: Been to a wedding?
- 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
- 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
- 109: Been outside my home country?
- 110: Gotten my heart broken?
- 111: Been to a professional sports game?
- 112: Broken a bone?
- 113: Cut myself?
- 114: Been to prom?
- 115: Been in airplane? 116: Fly by helicopter?
- 117: What concerts have I been to?
- 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
- 119: Learned another language?
- 120: Wore make up?
- 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
- 122: Had oral sex?
- 123: Dyed my hair?
- 124: Voted in a presidential election?
- 125: Rode in an ambulance?
- 126: Had a surgery?
- 127: Met someone famous?
- 128: Stalked someone on a social network?
- 129: Peed outside?
- 130: Been fishing?
- 131: Helped with charity?
- 132: Been rejected by a crush?
- 133: Broken a mirror?
- 134: What do I want for birthday?
- 135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
- 136: Was I named after anyone?
- 137: Do I like my handwriting?
- 138: What was my favorite toy as a child?
- 139: Favorite TV Show?
- 140: Where do I want to live when older?
- 141: Play any musical instrument?
- 142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
- 143: Favorite pizza topping?
- 144: Am I afraid of the dark?
- 145: Am I afraid of heights?
- 146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
- 147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
- 148: What I’m really bad at.
- 149: What my greatest achievements are.
- 150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me.
- 151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery.
- 152: What do I like about myself?
- 153: My closest Tumblr friend.
- 154: Something I fantasies about.
- 155: Any question you’d like
- Roommate: pink lemonade or red koolaid?
- Me: I know Tola said pink lemonade, but red koolaid tastes like Jesus stirred it himself. Get red.