Michele Bachmann is my favourite comedian
dumbledoreisabamf: I love watching her do stand-up on CNN.
I say the most flirty things when I'm just talking...
colderthanmyheaart: the-fifth-marauder: But when it comes time for me to actually flirt I’m just like this is so me.
[Today], every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips,...– Tina Fey, Bossypants (via alexismarie) And to anyone who has questioned Kim K.’s “purpose”, now you know.
I beat teen pregnancy!
Woohoo I’m 20
Pepperoni Pizza Monkey Bread
isawjasonkillabearonce: foxycleverpatra: Thaaat’s right, fatty. A ball of pepperoni and cheese, wrapped up in a buttery crust times 98493 in one, big, pizza clusterfuck for your dipping pleasure. Recipe here. Diaries of a mad black foodie.
Why can’t rappers just say nice things? Like “I wanna take your clothes off and...– Ellen Degeneres (via ryanj0seph)
The G.O.P is trying to get rid of financial aid.
gqromanticism: beautifulinmybrokenness: misterfelder: peanutbutterwolfe: They’re calling it “welfare.” Tell me you’re fucking joking. I’m sorry, what? …seriously? Links, now. Seriously?
The Riot: Quotes from Sandy Rios (Vice President... →
– “Is the White House out of their mind? Does the West Wing not know what the left wing is doing? We’re $14 trillion in debt and now we’re going to cover birth control, breast pumps, counseling for abuse? Are we going to do pedicures and manicures as well?” – “Why in the world would you… Some people have no damn sense.