August 2011
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Michele Bachmann is my favourite comedian
dumbledoreisabamf:
I love watching her do stand-up on CNN.
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I say the most flirty things when I'm just talking...
colderthanmyheaart:
the-fifth-marauder:
But when it comes time for me to actually flirt I’m just like
this is so me.
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“[Today], every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips,...”
– Tina Fey, Bossypants (via alexismarie)
And to anyone who has questioned Kim K.’s “purpose”, now you know.
I beat teen pregnancy!
Woohoo I’m 20
Pepperoni Pizza Monkey Bread
isawjasonkillabearonce:
foxycleverpatra:
Thaaat’s right, fatty.
A ball of pepperoni and cheese, wrapped up in a buttery crust times 98493 in one, big, pizza clusterfuck for your dipping pleasure.
Recipe here.
Diaries of a mad black foodie.
“Why can’t rappers just say nice things? Like “I wanna take your clothes off and...”
– Ellen Degeneres (via ryanj0seph)
The G.O.P is trying to get rid of financial aid.
gqromanticism:
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misterfelder:
peanutbutterwolfe:
They’re calling it “welfare.”
Tell me you’re fucking joking.
I’m sorry, what?
…seriously?
Links, now. Seriously?
The Riot: Quotes from Sandy Rios (Vice President... →
– “Is the White House out of their mind? Does the West Wing not know what the left wing is doing? We’re $14 trillion in debt and now we’re going to cover birth control, breast pumps, counseling for abuse? Are we going to do pedicures and manicures as well?”
– “Why in the world would you…
Some people have no damn sense.
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