I poked myself in the eye.
I can be delusional...
And that’s ok with me.
Staring at my crush
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inkdot: This weekend I was told a story which, although I’m kind of ashamed to admit it, because holy shit is it ever obvious, is kind of blowing my mind. A friend of a friend won a free consultation with Clinton Kelly of What Not To Wear, and she was very excited, because she has a plus-size body, and…
When people tell you, "High school is the best...
That moment when you have to pretend to be happy...
You have to question a cinematic culture which preaches artistic expression, and...– Ryan Gosling, actor and feminist, in a letter protesting the NC-17 rating of Blue Valentine. The rating was based on one consensual sex scene, in which he goes down on Michelle Williams. (via snowstorminjuly)
I feel awful. I just started feeling awful. At least work is over in 7 minutes.
Apparently at the Childrens Hospital panel at...
a fan asked Mullally how awesome the burn on her lips from Ron Swanson’s moustache is. Mullally says, “Which lips?”
Amy Winehouse died.
I am so shocked.
Already in bed.
I’m so boring. :(
I shaved my legs.
tracieeganmorrissey: Why is child bride Courtney Stodden so horny?
To that person who you follow who also follows you...
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink7(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
Watermelon is so good.
walkinganomaly asked: what is good reads?