Turn up the lights in here, baby, extra bright I want y’all to see this.– Thomas Edison (via historysaidwhat)
Look at me now. Look at me now. Look at me now. I’m getting paper.– Johannes Gutenberg (via historysaidwhat)
The awkward moment when you see a little kid, and...
newyorklies: Mr.Ghetto - Wal-Mart New Orleans Bounces I wasted years going to clubs and all I had to do was go to Wal-Mart. NO FUCKING WAY, this has got to be a joke! this CANT be real 0__________________0 TWITTER PLS WATCH THIS every single employee who was present at the time when the tom foolery was happening needs to be fired from life asap
microprogressions: When I was little, I told my dad I wanted to be a nurse. I thought girls could could only be nurses in the medical field - being a doctor didn’t even occur to me. He asked “Why not a doctor?” At another time, I said I wanted to be a pizza-maker, and he said, “Why not a pizza store owner?” I was dumbfounded a lot as a kid. But I was raised to not consider my gender to be a...
thedailywhat: In Case You Missed It of the Day: Before getting it on with Lady Gaga, Motherlovers Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake recite the Golden Rule of Threeways in the latest SNL Digital Short. [snl.]
This one is seriously scary o.o'
notracistbut: Taking “our’ women? Seriously? Newsflash: WE DON’T BELONG TO YOU. Oh, and you are a racist, kthnxbye!
Our Facebook Relationship Status
tomyhusband: It never meant a thing to either of us, and it never will.
When you laugh during camera shots