December 2010
“You’re not bald, you’re just taller than your hair.”-Abby”
– Psych
Dec 28th
In Honor of Christmas
My belief in Santa Claus was faked for about 3 or 4 years after I actually stopped believing. (Really Mom, “Santa wants a Dr Pepper this year”?)  Once my parents knew I knew, I assumed they would be less worried about getting me the presents I wanted, so I prolonged the process for as long as I could hold out with out looking like a weird, home-schooled kid. Luckily, I realized that I...
Dec 25th
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I think this is brilliant.
Dec 20th
Dec 20th
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“If ‘ifs’ and ‘buts’ were candy and nuts, we’d all...”
Dec 20th
"Mom, how many times did you drop this kid?"
Today I had to taxi my brother around. I seriously have NO CLUE what goes through that boys head. My guess is nothing. I drop him off downtown around noon and say, “What time do I go get you?” He responds, “Around 6 or 7 tonight.” Ok, I have like six hours to go get stuff done and let the dogs out that I’m dog sitting and feed them. I go to my house and chill and...
Dec 19th
This is why you don't rob Texans. →
Dec 18th
All you kids with "unique names" should be glad... →
Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
Astronomers Find Evidence of Other Universes →
Dec 17th
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Houston is the #1 city for shopping IN THE COUNTRY. Not too shabby, H-town.
Dec 17th
Dec 17th
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‎99% of the people on Facebook never fail to...
Dec 17th
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Astronomers Find Evidence of Other Universes →
Dec 16th
Dec 16th
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“A New Yorker would have to make $123,322 a year to have the same standard of...”
– http://www.nydailynews.com/money/2009/02/05/2009-02-05_nyc_so_costly_you_need_to_earn_six_figur.html#ixzz17vBnlZcthttp://ff.im/-v72lW
Dec 16th
A Continuation of the Christmas List
I want these antlers from the Glee Christmas episode.  Becky was Max the dog from How the Grinch Stole Christmas and her antlers were ADORABLE. I’ve been searching for some, but I may have to make them myself. Or perhaps one of my craftier friends could help me :) *cough* Kerry
Dec 16th
Adventures with Tola: Part 3
This morning was yet another opportunity to loudly encourage Tola into doing well on her final.  Yara and I were much sneakier this morning though. I dressed like I wouldn’t possibly want to leave the house, complete with holy sweats and slippers, while Yara made up some boy related excuse.  We let her leave normally, walking towards the bus stop, while we followed slowly from behind. We...
Dec 15th
Dec 15th
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