December 2010
“You’re not bald, you’re just taller than your hair.”-Abby”
– Psych
In Honor of Christmas
My belief in Santa Claus was faked for about 3 or 4 years after I actually stopped believing. (Really Mom, “Santa wants a Dr Pepper this year”?) Once my parents knew I knew, I assumed they would be less worried about getting me the presents I wanted, so I prolonged the process for as long as I could hold out with out looking like a weird, home-schooled kid. Luckily, I realized that I...
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“If ‘ifs’ and ‘buts’ were candy and nuts, we’d all...”
"Mom, how many times did you drop this kid?"
Today I had to taxi my brother around.
I seriously have NO CLUE what goes through that boys head. My guess is nothing. I drop him off downtown around noon and say, “What time do I go get you?” He responds, “Around 6 or 7 tonight.”
Ok, I have like six hours to go get stuff done and let the dogs out that I’m dog sitting and feed them. I go to my house and chill and...
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99% of the people on Facebook never fail to...
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“A New Yorker would have to make $123,322 a year to have the same standard of...”
– http://www.nydailynews.com/money/2009/02/05/2009-02-05_nyc_so_costly_you_need_to_earn_six_figur.html#ixzz17vBnlZcthttp://ff.im/-v72lW
A Continuation of the Christmas List
I want these antlers from the Glee Christmas episode. Becky was Max the dog from How the Grinch Stole Christmas and her antlers were ADORABLE. I’ve been searching for some, but I may have to make them myself.
Or perhaps one of my craftier friends could help me :) *cough* Kerry
Adventures with Tola: Part 3
This morning was yet another opportunity to loudly encourage Tola into doing well on her final.
Yara and I were much sneakier this morning though. I dressed like I wouldn’t possibly want to leave the house, complete with holy sweats and slippers, while Yara made up some boy related excuse. We let her leave normally, walking towards the bus stop, while we followed slowly from behind. We...
Christmas List
If anyone wants to donate to the cause, I trying to save up/find employment to get this thing plus service for the htc Evo.
Side View:
It has a 4.3 inch touchscreen, 2 cameras, htc Sense with Android OS, a kick stand and 4G. Need I say more? Considering this is my current phone:
I consider the Evo a GIANT step into adult-grade connectivity.
“…And they’d all say the same thing, “I’m coming over...”
Christmas List
If anyone wants to donate to the cause, I trying to save up/find employment to get this thing plus service for the htc Evo.
Side View:
It has a 4.3 inch touchscreen, 2 cameras, htc Sense with Android OS, a kick stand and 4G. Need I say more? Considering this is my current phone:
I consider the Evo a GIANT step into adult-grade connectivity.
Test Day! Test Day!
I started my morning at Taco Cabana, because the best way to start your day is with a burrito. Yara and I were the only people on the road at 5am, except for the 5 cop cars we saw in a parking lot on the way.
We returned home to the awakening of Tola who, as always, was less than excited to see we were awake before she was. After turning down our offers to snuggle with us, she decided to leave...
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When I am asked the question, “Do you think I’m sexy?”, I feel like my life has turned into a Rod Stewart song.
I spy...
A girl with lace tights and a gold mini and heels at the library… I feel under dressed.
The Lovers
Ashley: your plant got really ugly can we throw it out?
Juliana: we never asked to throw you out..
Oh, College...
While sitting on our balcony, my roommate and I saw this guy giving a girl a piggy back ride up to his/her apartment. She was passed out on his back wearing some short little mini dress and it was TOO FUNNY. I wish I would’ve gotten pics.
I want a new pet
I have a hermit crab named Soulja Boy, but he’s boring now. I want a new pet and today at Wal-Mart, I think I may have found it.
This is the Fiddler Crab. They’re little crab nuggets and they are just so adorable. They are literally smaller than my thumb AND I NEED ONE.
Adventures with Tola: Part 2
7:12 pm-
I am currently at the library with Tola and nothing has happened, yet. I’m a little disappointed with this trip, I was looking forward to some excitement.
So far we have driven next to my other roommate, seen an Andy Samberg look-a-like and struck up a conversation with a stranger about how people don’t study on Fridays. Maybe the alien set the bar too high for...
Adventures with Tola
Somehow whenever I go to study at the library with my roommate, Tola, we never seem to get anything done. Something always happens that distracts us. Last time it was aliens, this time it was a number of things.
I like to drive through campus. Typically, I almost run over someone I know, which is always fun, and it’s just more scenic than the main road. I can also bypass quite a bit of...
“shit kuz nutn is givn to yu n life yu gota work for it”
“How many countries are in Alaska?”-Christina”
“I want albino peacocks for my wedding. I want them to walk with me, OH with a...”
Studying with my roommate...
Tola: I'm cold, I don't want to go outside.
Chelsea: I could pick you up...
Tola: But I'm heavy.
Chelsea: In my car dummy.
Tola: But I thought you were gonna keep me in the warmth of your arms...
I am not a child, so don't talk to me like one.
I seriously almost rang someones neck today.
I was working on a project and the only guy in the group did a number of things that pissed me off, like:
1. Commandeered my computer with out asking
2. Spoke to me and the other members of the group like we we’re children (and dumb ones at that)
3. Implied that somehow he expected my work to be less than quality
First of all, I HATE when...
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E.T. Phone Home
The other night, my roommate and I left the house kind of late to go to the library, get a coconut macaroon and study. NONE OF THESE THINGS HAPPENED.
As we were leaving our apartment, we saw the most amazing yellow shooting star. It was big and had lots of hang time. (TWSS) So we hop into my car, convinced that this was the rare “good study omen”, and start to pull out of the...
It's Called Self Love, Not Self Like
Since the installation if the like button on facebook, there has been a a small faction of my friends who feel the need to “like” their own statuses.
Not only is this redundant, but its also irksome. If you’re posting it on facebook, then clearly you agree with what you’re saying. I don’t know why this bothers me so much, maybe because it seems like such a...
I'm just saying that if I told my mom I'd "Be back...
